Chick: Oh my God, you guys, I bought drugs from him! –Ave A
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Fratboy: She was supposed to make out with me, but I didn’t want to make out with her. –Ave. A
Hipster: Man, it’s like…SoHo’s becoming the next Williamsburg. –SoHo
Young woman: I’m a lot better at hiding my feelings than you are. I’m REALLY UPSET. –Union Square
Little Girl: Mommy, why do people in New York always wear black?
Mommy: I don’t know. Maybe they just don’t like looking pretty.
–Upper East Side
Little Chinese Boy #1: You want to look at your dick.
Little Chinese Boy #2: You want to look at ass.
Little Chinese Boy #1: You want to look at pussy.
Little Chinese Boy #2: You want to look at your balls.
Little Chinese Boy #1: You’re gay.
Little Chinese Boy #2: Faggot. –W Train
Woman in McDonald’s: “…and they were conversating about…”
Drunken passenger: Someone farted up in here. Shit smell like AIDS, man. –W Train
Ice cream shop clerk: “I told my analyst that I met this guy who looks so much like him, it is unbelievable. My analyst then said, ‘well, how does that make you feel?’”