Yes, You made the choice yourself

20-something yuppie: As soon as I got my acceptances & rejections back, I realized what I should have realized before I even applied, of where I really wanted to go and what I really wanted to study. – Park Slope

Clark Kent cum Superman!

Hipster: That’s the phone booth where I lost my virginity! – Bedford Ave, Williamsburg

Happiness or Possession?

Older woman: It seems like you’re really happy!
Younger man: Yes, I am. And it seems like Jonah is really happy, too.
Older woman: We think that happiness is over-rated. We are not happy. We are possessed. – Gallery opening on Rivington St.

Yes, Shrapnel is Hi-larious

Cop #1: That was a fun job. That was exciting.
Cop #2: Oh, come on.
Cop #1: When he said, “I’ll go in, you stay here”, I really thought we had a bomb there. –Bay Parkway Subway Station