Guy: We’ve got to tell Allison, because she had Paulreubens.com until he made her stop. –8th Ave. & 6th St.
Customer: Do you have a recording of Astrud Gilberto singing, “The Girl from Emphysema?” –Times Square
Woman: So it’s top secret. I think I’m going to quit in January. –500 Madison Avenue
Woman: Can I have a coffee?
Ice Cream Lady: You want coffee ice cream?
Woman: No, coffee.
Ice Cream Lady: Oh, we don’t sell coffee. –Coldstone Ice Cream, Astor Place Overheard by: Alayna
Into an unplugged phone, a hobo yells: Honey, honey, I told you not to call me in the office! –LES
Latina: It’s supposed to say jewelry, but it says jewry, cuz it’s ghetto. –Clinton Overheard by: Meredith
Artist: Where are you from?
Artist: Shalom. –SoHo
Woman: He’s such a great guy. If he were taller, I’d marry him. I admire him so much, and he’s gorgeous. –Astoria Overheard by: Todd Seavey
Guy: Man, what you have to say is, ‘This is me. This is you. And this is the door!’ –Bedford Ave Overheard by: Mark P
Fratboy #1: Can she bring some of her friends?
Fratboy #2: You don’t want to meet her friends.
Fratboy #1: Why?
Fratboy #2: I don’t know, they’re…
Fratboy #1: They’re fat, right?
Fratboy #2: Yeah. –1 Train Overheard by: Josh Caldwell