Girl #1: You know when I goes out with a boy, I like to make sure that I am all clean and shit.
Girl #2: I know, me too.
Girl #1: Come to think of it, I like to be clean when I go out with the girls, too…Ya know, one of them always ends up touching ya.
Girl #2: I hears ya.
–2 train
Overheard by: jonathan
- Posted on
- Foreplay, Ghetto Chicks, Health and Hygiene, On the Subway
Comedy Pamphlet man: Do you guys want to get drunk and laugh your asses off?
Guy: Sorry, we’re under 21.
Comedy Pamphlet man: How about some soda and a giggle?
–Times Square
Overheard by: Cody Wymore
- Posted on
- Comedians, Drinking & Drunk People, Times Square
Queer #1: We are going to the Kelly Clarkson concert in two weeks, you should come.
Queer #2: I have to go home that weekend. They are having a memorial for my grandpa who died. Maybe I can get out of it.
Queer #1: Seriously. I mean people die all the time, but Kelly Clarkson only comes to New York like twice a year.
–Splash, W. 17th Street
- Posted on
- Bars & Clubs, Death, Family Ties, Music, Queer guys
Woman on pay phone: They can’t arrest him because he didn’t even expose himself.
–Worth & Centre
Overheard by: Daniel Krieger
- Posted on
- Chinatown, Crime and Punishment, Nudity, On Cell, One-liners
Guy: So I went to the dollar store, looking for some art for my apartment. You wouldn’t believe how bad some of it was.
–Suzie’s, Bleecker Street
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Guys, Idiots, Shopping, Store, Visual Art
Old guy: Yeah, here today, gone tomorrow. I want to come back as a Polynesian prince.
–Astoria
Overheard by: sara
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Astoria, Global Geography, Old People
Condutor: If you would like to operate the doors, please take the test to become a conductor. In the meantime, please release the doors, because there are a lot of people on this train who would like to get to work on time.
–A train
Overheard by: Aryn M
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Conductors, Etiquette, On the Subway
AMNew York Guy: Free Spanish newspaper! Assimilation doesn’t mean you have to give up your heritage!
–Park Slope
White girl: That’s terrible! The only thing I want my kids to be that I’m not is half-black.
–Columbia University
Southern woman: Why George, I’m just so proud of yew; I thought yew’d be grossed out by the Blue Man Group.
–Marriott Marquis, Times Square
Overheard by: Beantown Interloper
- Posted on
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