Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much

Puerto Rican Teenager #1 in Williamsburg: "Hey, calling someone else gay means that you're gay!"

Puerto Rican Teenager #2: "Are you calling me gay? ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I'm not gay! Bring any woman out here right now, and I will fuck her in front of you all, in front of the world. Anyone. Do it, right now! I will show the whole world that I am not gay! Do you hear me? Do you hear me? I AM NOT GAY!"