Hobo Fun

Touchingly Humorous Bum: Yo, what are you doing in my house? You assholes! You don't knock, you don't wipe your feet. You're so rude. I'm just kidding. I'm not even homeless. I don't want to go home to my wife. She's 380 pounds. I gotta work full time and beg in my time off just to feed the bitch.

--A Train


Overheard by: Tibbie X