Obviously Reformed

A Gentile Yuppie: I once dated a Rabbi's daughter, in the Hamptons. I went to a family barbeque, and he asked me, 'Do you want cheese on your hamburger?' and I thought, 'Ah--this is a moment of truth--one of those key moments in a relationship, where the family will judge me--what should I say?' and I said, 'Yes, I would'--and then the Rabbi responded, 'Great! Then Cheese for Everybody!'"

-- Bar Tabac, Boerum Hill, Brooklyn