Puerto Rican Pride

Female Police Officer: So he calls me at 1:59 and tells me, 'I'm out with the guys and I won't be able to be home by 2.' So I say to him, 'Just don't come home at 6 am!' and he says okay and then he comes home at 5:59!
Male Police Officer: Why do you put up with this?
Female Police Officer: Because once you go Puerto Rican, you never go a-seekin'!

--Precinct 90, Williamsburg