"I Said Coffee!"

Cashier #1: I felt so bad. She was trying to be so nice to her, but this woman was just horrible.
Cashier #2: What happened?
Cashier #1: She asked her if she wanted a vente mocha frappacino--she was even smiling and stuff when she asked--and then the woman got all mad and said, "Look it, I don't speak Italian."

--Starbucks, Astor Place