My Ass is Voting for the President

NYU Girl: I saw her on the subway. She was wearing pink Ugg boots, bright pink stockings, a short skirt and a ton of eyeliner, and then she turns around and I see that she's got a Bush/Cheney sticker slapped across her ass!
NYU Guy: Well, that's a moment when you want to ask her Who do you work for, and how much are they paying you to do this?

--Broadway & East 9th Street