Our City is Better Than Yours, and Here's Why

Subway comic: Ladies, special today is used pregnancy tests. I've got negative and positive. Gentlemen, you won't need to go on Maury. I got Viagra Snickers bars, straight from the nursing home. And for all you people who lift weights, this just in: Barry Bonds' used steroid needles. I'm here for one reason and one reason only, so dig deep in your wallet and pocketbook...Wooh! I got a dollar! I can buy a superbubble and some chips! For every $5 or $10 you give me, it takes me one step closer to college. For every $100 or $200 you give me, I won't need college. My name is Crazy Jay! Look for me, and thanks for being nosey!

--D train