Who Interprets the Floor of the Subway as a Toilet?

Hip Woman: Excuse me, I think you dropped your Metrocard.
UES Woman: I know. It's not any good anymore.
Hip Woman: Oh, so now the floor is a garbage can?
UES Woman: That depends on your interpretation.
Hip Woman: Who interprets the floor of the bus as a garbage can? Man, I sure would hate to see your apartment.

--M15 bus