Now If Only They Could Find Dahmer, Manson and the Unabomber

Teen #1: ...yeah, so now Saddam Hussein's on trial or whatever, and like--
Teen #2: Whoa, whoa! They captured Saddam Hussein?! When did this happen?!
Teen #1: Like a year ago, dumbass. Jeez you're slow. Anyway--

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