Old woman: Mom, look at this bag. Isn’t it cute?
Really old woman: Ewww! No! She slaps her daughter’s wrist. Really old woman: It’s ugly! That color! You have no taste!
Old woman: Jeez, Mom. I just thought it would be a nice bag for spring. You didn’t have to slap me.
Really old woman: Now I won’t have to look at it! Or you! –Lord and Taylor