Innuendoes Missed by the Recipients and Caught by Overheard

Girl #1: He was a little too Spock and not enough Kirk.
Girl #2: What?

--F train


A son is moving a table into the back of the truck.

Mom: Be careful not to bend the legs when you push it in.
Son: That's what she said.
Mom: What?

--30th and Lex


Overheard by: Tom