When "Go Fuck Yourself" Is Just Not Enough

Bible Thwacker: Have you considered turning back to Jesus?
Woman: Have you considered licking my clitoris?

--Times Square


A psychic was handing out flyers, and was rebuffed by one woman with: Hey, if you were psychic, you'd know I don't believe in that shit.

--Bensonhurst


Overheard by: Deborah Olin