We're Almost Done With The Gates

Boy: This...cost $23 million.
Dad: There's 23 miles of them!
Boy: Still, that's a million dollars a mile!


Boy: Wait...so is the fabric pure saffron?
Mom: No no no, saffron is a spice.
Boy: Oh. The only time I'd heard that before was on Pokemon, they had Saffron City.


Mom: It looks like they're about to start marching!
Dad: They will, by Monday.
Boy: Wha?

--The Gates