Happy Shamrock Day!

Woman #1: Oh God, I think I'm getting a horrible yeast infection.
Woman #2: Making bagels down there, huh?
Woman #1: Oh no, I'm not Jewish. I'm making Irish Soda Bread.

--Penn Station


Girl #1: I have nothing green to wear on Thursday.
Girl #2: What do you mean, you don't own any green? You're Irish! Green is our color! Along with beer.

--Metro-North


Overheard by: Christa Bramberger