Not All Stories Have a Happy Ending

B&T Guy #1: It's easy. All you gotta do is give her 20 bucks.
B&T Guy #2: Then she jerks you off after she's done?
B&T Guy #1: I wish!

--Banshee Pub, 74th & 1st


Overheard by: Michael


Yuppie #1: ...yeah, those girls don't want just 20 bucks.
Yuppie #2: Yep, no such thing as free sex in Vietman.

--Maritime Hotel, 9th Ave.


Overheard by: Chaser