"I'll also take some chardonnay. Here's my prescription."

Customer: Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
Wine guy: Sure.
Customer: Do you eat this cheese, or do you put it on food?
Wine guy: What?
Customer: Do you eat this cheese, or do you put it on food?
Wine guy: Like...are you asking if it can be eaten by itself?
Customer: Yeah.

--93rd & Broadway liquor store