Smashed guy: Man, I gotta stop drinking. I’m seeing fucking elephants now. –Elephant Parade, 34th Street Overheard by: Shirley Grace Wiseass: Hey PETA! Elephants can’t read your signs! –Elephant Parade, 34th Street Overheard by: Shirley Grace


Smashed guy: Man, I gotta stop drinking. I’m seeing fucking elephants now. –Elephant Parade, 34th Street Overheard by: Shirley Grace Wiseass: Hey PETA! Elephants can’t read your signs! –Elephant Parade, 34th Street Overheard by: Shirley Grace