Easter Isn't Just About Cadbury Creme Eggs

Dealer: I got ecstacy, I got crystal meth, I got hydro...OK, y'all have a nice holiday.

--Washington Square park


Overheard by: Mark Asch


Street Preacher: Have you found Jesus?!
Guy #1: Why? Did you lose him?
Street Preacher: Have you found your Lord, our Savior, Jesus Christ?
Guy #2: Next time, try using better fucking nails!

--42nd & 8th


Overheard by: eb


Guy: I think her Easter eggs say "Satan" on them.

--27th Street office