"...on the other hand, it does shit itself all the time."

Guy on cell: They showed me the baby's room and the crib had all these crazy functions I couldn't understand. The baby even has a walk-in closet filled with clothes and it's only 2 days old! They just bought a new stroller too...it probably has a built-in MP3, CD and DVD player.

--Brooklyn Heights


Overheard by: Astrid Vanderpool