Lunchtime! Wednesday One-liners

Guy on cell: My life is a falafel. No, no, wait, it's a pita. My life is a pita.

--Broadway & Astor Place


Teen boy: When I get home, I'm gonna get me one of them nutrient shake shits.

--M23 bus


Overheard by: Jon Graboff


Woman: I didn't like the emu there. I'm not going to like it here.

--Eight Mile Creek, Mulberry Street


Overheard by: james uphoff