Wednesday One-liners: The Animals

Receptionist: It takes two shots to bring down a bengal tiger! Two!

--20th Street office


Overheard by: Animal


Chick on cell: Oh, so honey, they aren't actually tents for dogs; they're just tiny display tents for the large ones.

--North Face, 73rd & Broadway


Woman: She feeds chickens to other chickens. It's gross. It's like, if there was a husband and wife, she would chop up the husband and feed him to the wife.

--1/9 train