Wednesday One-liners: The Next Generation

Thug: I need a girl who's responsible and don't got no kids.

--40th & 5th


Dude: Are we talking about the truth now? The truth is that you're scared that she's going to take your son away from you!

--27th Street office


Black guy on cell: Yeah, it was actually all right. We were both circumcised.

--Union Square greenmarket


Overheard by: Lisa Ramaci