Gross! Wednesday One-liners

Old man: I don't even like taking the subway anymore because the tiling is so disgusting.

--28th Street station


Overheard by: Nico Westerdale


Guy: Every time I see him, I want to wash myself.

--South Street seaport


Queer on cell: Whores! You are W-H-O-R-E dash I-B-L-E. That's what you are. You're whore-ible.

--50th between 8th & 9th