Old man: I don’t even like taking the subway anymore because the tiling is so disgusting. –28th Street station Overheard by: Nico Westerdale Guy: Every time I see him, I want to wash myself. –South Street seaport Queer on cell: Whores! You are W-H-O-R-E dash I-B-L-E. That’s what you are. You’re whore-ible. –50th between 8th & 9th