Mouthfuls of Wednesday One-liners

Scottish chick on cell: He's sort of like the John Tesh of tonsils, isn't he?

--60th & 1st


Overheard by: zunshyn


Guy: I think I know enough about compound plastic to perform basic dentistry.

--1/9 train


Overheard by: Kathryn Galloway


Tech kid: I can, like, smell which microphone you're using.

--NYU Education building, Washington Square east