The Wrath of Chaka Khan

Homie #1: Damn! Shorty set the phasers on stun!
Homie #2: Shields up!

--Union Square station


Producer guy #1: So it's like when a Trekkie sees Patrick Stewart and immediately yells "There's Captain Kirk."
Producer guy #2: Oh, you're right! Maybe we should just stick to that hip-hop audience you were talking about. Forget the Trekkies.

--Katz's Deli, Houston Street