Pregnant chick: You know when I pop this bitch out it is on. Get me a drink! –2/3 train Mother: Come here. You’re seven years old and you can’t fasten your own shoelaces? No more video games for your black ass. –W. 53rd & 10th Overheard by: James Shannon Queer: You know, she sent her children to England, so they’d learn how to pronunciate words correctly. –Angelo’s, 55th Street