Moms Love Wednesday One-liners

Pregnant chick: You know when I pop this bitch out it is on. Get me a drink!

--2/3 train


Mother: Come here. You're seven years old and you can't fasten your own shoelaces? No more video games for your black ass.

--W. 53rd & 10th


Overheard by: James Shannon


Queer: You know, she sent her children to England, so they'd learn how to pronunciate words correctly.

--Angelo's, 55th Street