Girl: …so I told him to suck his own dick if he thinks he can do it any better. –G train Overheard by: Ocera Little boy: Mommy, mommy, do you have a penis? –E train Overheard by: Ting JHS kid: …so I said, “He’s gonna make you stay after class and he’s gonna pull down your fucking pants and shove his fucking cock up your ass!” –Times Square shuttle Overheard by: Lizzy