How Not to Hook Up in NYC

Chick: I don't get Spanish guys. They compliment you every time you pass them. They always say things like, "You have beautiful legs, in my country it is an honor for a woman to be told she has beautiful legs". Well, you're in NY now, honey, and I'm a bitch!

--5th Ave. & 82nd St.


Player: Excuse me miss, you're even better looking than J. Lo. Can I have your autograph?

--Fulton Street mall


Hobo: Hey, you a pretty lady. You married?...I got food stamps!

--Astoria


Overheard by: mj