Drunk Guy #1: You’re gonna charge me a dollar for just one cigarette?
Drunk Guy #2: You think I’m gonna fucking give you change? –46th St. & 8th Ave. Overheard by: Ryan Man on cell: I’m going to buy a pack of cigarettes. I’m dying here, you’re literally killing me. –3rd Ave. & 12th St. Overheard by: Este Bagato