Guy on cell: You’ve got the best job: being a mom. –42nd between 6th & Madison Woman: …maybe because I got my period in the 4th grade and looked like everybody’s mother by the 6th grade. I was huge. –27th street office Mom: Now, this is not the Louvre, so don’t be jaded or anything. –Brooklyn Museum Overheard by: Cat Pop Drunk: If a woman hadda right to choose where I come from, I wouldn’t be here today! –Odessa Cafe, Avenue A Overheard by: Ted Lattis Chick: I saw my mother on stage in underwear and a bra with motorized tassels… –13th & 5th Overheard by: Caroline Norris