Drunk: If God didn’t want us to be gay, He wouldn’t have put our g-spot all the way up our ass! –3rd Ave. between 11th & 12th Overheard by: Zack Fratboy: So if I tell her I wanna put my tongue up her ass, you think she’ll relate to me? –1st Ave. & 10th St. Overheard by: Sarah T. Fiancee: OK, fine. You can have strippers at your bachelor party. But if I hear you stuck your dick in some nasty hooker’s ass, I’m never sucking it again. –Port Authority Overheard by: Mad William Flint Woman: Yeah, whatever, Mr. Doesn’t-Know-What-a-Suppository-Is! –The Angelica, Houston Street Goombah: Nah, nah, nah…I’d suck a guy’s dick balls deep, but I would never eat a man’s ass. That’s just gay. –Williamsburg