Racialist Wednesday One-liners

Chick on cell: You know what's weird? You're a nigger but in pictures you look like a white boy. Why is that?

--F train


Overheard by: Julie


Black guy on cell: They black people down there! I'm from New York, I don't know nothing about black people!

--Boerum Hill bodega


A Black man with a cane approaches a white girl sitting on steps and says: Have you ever, since the day you were born till the minute you woke up this morning, desired a black man?

--18th & 8th


Girl: I don't want to be racist. I mean, not out loud.

--Broadway & Houston


Cashier: I am so sick of Destiny's Child!

--Virgin Megastore, Union Square