Asian yuppie: I think Victoria’s Secret is turning into the new McDonald’s. –18th & 6th Guy: Oh man, Gristedes can suck me off! –Whole Foods, Union Square Chick on cell: She just got this amazing job where she can live anywhere she wants in the Midwest! –Prince & Broadway Lady: You don’t have plastic bags? This is New York! –Chipotle, E. 8th Street