Drunk woman on cell: It’s been Tuesday all day! And tomorrow’s gonna be Tuesday too! –St. George, Staten Island Overheard by: johnny Teen girl: So, if I didn’t pass a drug test, does that mean I, like, failed? –Pratt Southern girl: …so I asked her what the “M” on her bag stood for. She was all, “It stands for Margaret, ’cause it’s my name.” And I was all, “Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I keep forgettin’, ’cause we been calling you Maggie.” –7 train Overheard by: ProcrastYNate Asian woman: Excuse me, what time is the 7:17 train? –Penn Station Overheard by: Adman