"No, but I did put you in handcuffs and beat you."

A black man and black woman sitting on a bench talking. A white guy walks by and the black man screams out: Hey, don't I know you? Hey! Don't I know you?
White guy: Naw, you don't know me.
Black guy: Sure I do.
White guy: Oh yeah? How do you know me?
Black guy: Didn't you arrest me once?

--136th & St. Nicholas