Musician: See, that’s why I don’t drink. So I can fuck any time. –26th between 6th & Broadway Overheard by: Mike Guy: Where can I go to make it look like I went home last night? –56th & 9th Overheard by: David Ghetto chick: …and it’s not like I’m calling him a transsexual, but he gave oral like a starving lesbian. –58th & 5th Overheard by: Melissa