Lady: Girl, or all the hairs growin’ out of my face, I’d take your wart in a second. –Bally Sports Club, Madison & 43rd Overheard by: Heather Hunter Trendy boy: God, I feel so bad farting next to all these really expensive cars. –Jacob Javits Center Overheard by: Lindsay Dude on cell: …so I got into this fight last night and totally whaled on the dude…totally kicked his ass! His nose was bleeding and everything!….OK, I’ll see ya later. Peace. –Coffee Shop, Union Square West