Let's Hop on a Bus, Wednesday One-liners

Man on cell: Yo Hamster! Oh, hey Tomato, whats goin' on?

--Bx12 bus


Overheard by: Courtney C


Girl on cell: I swear it had to be 8 or 9 inches long...yeah I know, I was shocked. It was the biggest damned cockroach I have ever seen...yes, a roach, what did you think I was talking about?

--Bx9 bus


Overheard by: ogie


Bus driver: Next stop 3rd Avenue. We'll be arriving in a week to 10 days...Anyone want to get off here? That'll be $50. Send me a check.

--M14D bus


Overheard by: Sherri