Dowager: I’ll take a Swiss cock, please. That looks good. –Bakery, 58th & 7th Man on cell: That stuff was too expensive. Why don’t I just buy one of those cheap necklaces on the street and you can put in a blue boz and say it was from Tiffany’s. –57th & 5th Overheard by: Angie Preppy: Hey Dave, put another beer in this cooze! –Blind Tiger Ale House, Hudson Street