Wednesday One-liners, Ladies

Tall woman on cell: ...there's something I haven't told you too: I've been sleeping with hundreds of women all this time!

--4th Ave. & 10th St.


Guy: Dude, who needs a date when you've got a vagina?

--8th & University


Overheard by: Chitin


Chick on cell: He said I'm high maintenance. I am not high maintenance...I'm crazy, but I'm not high maintenance.

--Uncle Ming's, Avenue B


Overheard by: djlindee