Tall woman on cell: …there’s something I haven’t told you too: I’ve been sleeping with hundreds of women all this time! –4th Ave. & 10th St. Guy: Dude, who needs a date when you’ve got a vagina? –8th & University Overheard by: Chitin Chick on cell: He said I’m high maintenance. I am not high maintenance…I’m crazy, but I’m not high maintenance. –Uncle Ming’s, Avenue B Overheard by: djlindee