Hobo: I’m homeless! I’m battling child abuse! The Jews and the Irish are spreading lies about me! –14th Street between 5th & Union Square Overheard by: a Jewish-Irish girl Hobo: Nice chickie, hot, another one, good, love them, there’s a good one. No, wait: that’s a guy. –29th & Madison Bald hobo: If I was tall they’d braid my hair! But no, I’m short, so they won’t braid my hair! –Grand Central Overheard by: Jeremy Hobo: I’m technologically impaired. Spare a cell phone? An iPod? –St. Mark’s & 1st Ave Overheard by: Rose Yndigoyen