Man: I’m, like, the MacGyver of orthoscopic surgery. –David Copperfield’s, York Avenue Girl: I don’t know what would have happened to me if I hadn’t gone back to school. I’d probably be dead or in jail or pregnant and living in Brooklyn or something. –F train Overheard by: Heather Goth guy on cell: You can’t divide by infinity! Infinity is a concept, not a number! How many times do I have to tell you that? –Penn Station Overheard by: Lesley Brooke Fat lady: I was Rubenesque before I was fat. –Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: Dawn