Not-So-Educated Wednesday One-liners

Woman: Hi, I just realized today that my wallet was stolen a month ago.

--Chase Manhattan, Broadway & 73rd


Overheard by: Susan Volchok


Guy: I'll have a Mahatma grande.

--Starbucks, Broadway & 98th


Lady: If it was a real fortune-teller or whatever, they're not supposed to charge you, right?

--78th & 2nd


Overheard by: Todd Seavey