The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter? He sprays the windex. Hobo: Or Spring? He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube. Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct. –F train Overheard by: Pete Johnson