Shalom, Wednesday One-liners

Crazy Hasid: Who are the three greatest Jewish lawyers of all time? Roy Cohen, Roy Cohen, Roy Cohen, Johnny Cochran, Alan Dershowitz. Who are the three greatest doctors of all time? Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle, Alan Dershowitz.

--F train


Overheard by: bluesdog


Jewess on cell: You know, I love Great Neck, but I don't know. I have to consider it. I'm not super Jewish and he's not super Jewish. And you know how Jews are. They can be nice to non-Jews, but they can be caustic to other Jews.

--Union Square


Lady: I just don't get smoking, or people who smoke...smoking and bacon; I don't get it.

--UWS elevator


Overheard by: Susan Volchok