Smells Like Teen Coitus

Guy: Why didn't you want to tell my mom what you're studying in school?
Girl: What was I supposed to do, say, "I study sexuality and your son is homework" and drag you by the arm into the bedroom? I don't want her thinking I'm some kind of hussy who only uses people for sex as part of her doctoral research.
Guy: Actually, she would've been fine with that.

--Mott & Grand


Overheard by: Djlindee